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What your haircut says about you!

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  1. mistuide

    mistuide Notable Member Diamond Member

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    What your haircut says about
    about you

    Middle White part
    You are the average instagram girl who’s name is Stacy

    Bowl cut
    You really don’t wanna have a girlfriend, jokes aside, get a gf

    Buzz cut
    You are that weird pe teacher who has 500 gb of files saved on his computer

    Pixie cut
    You either end up looking like Rhianna, or you either end up looking like a karen mom

    Fade
    You have the personality of a stock image, aka bad asf

    Afro
    You must be using internet explorer since you are rocking a haircut older than time itself

    Balding

    You are slowly losing your political rights

    Bald

    You don’t have any political rights, fricking cowboy

    Mohawk
    You think partying all night with your homies is better than writing your homework that is worth at least 80% of your grades, and that it makes you radical

    and for the love of common sense, can you please, stop dating navy teenage girls


    Nohawk

    You definitely lost a bet to your reddit friends, now look at yourself, dumbo

    Messy bun
    You really like thinking you are not like the other girls, also, eating junk food and watching bad Netflix shows is not a personality or a special thing

    Dreadlocks

    You are a mumble rapper with 45 followers on SoundCloud

    Mullet

    You like scaring everyone

    Flat top

    You’re either a bully from the 90s (like Buzz from Home Alone) or you are an american dad who beats his tv when his fav football team doesn’t win

    Crew cut

    You are probably some basic guy that drives a Toyota Corolla and works at a car service

    Bob cut

    You argue with strangers on Facebook about covid 19 and you also have a failing realtionship

    Hair graffiti
    You have serious daddy issues, and stop asking mommy for money, get a job

    Long and curly
    Please stay 2 light-years away from me, you look like my local witch that threw the rage potion in my house

    Short and curly

    Having a score of 50 thousands point on Snapchat does not make you automatically special, you have to work harder for being special, and btw, you love eating your poor little brother’s pizza

    Space bunz
    In Twitter’s eyes you are racist for pulling this hairstyle, if you know, you know

    E boy hair
    Fun fact: lip syncing to mainstream song remixes is not a talent nor a special thing, everyone with a functional brain can do it easily

    E girl hair
    You are not contributing in our society nor our solar system, and your hair is weird and probably old and not new, jokes aside, I’m not contributing to society as well, welcome to our train

    Emo hair
    You insult everyone who doesn’t listen to your bad screamo “music” and then wonder why everyone hates you

    Pobador

    You are one of those motivational generic youtubers that likes to flex with their rented tesla and hotel room

    now that’s motivational asf, I feel like starting the industrial revolution all over again


    Strawberry

    If you have this haircut, Lucifier fears you

    Einstien

    You are messy and you know nothing about hygiene

    Josuke

    Your hair looks like a comically large shoe

    Long hair as a boy, short hair as a girl

    You rock a rock band that is a low budget hippie band

    Wig

    You are definitely insecure about your looks, we already know you are not pretty so take that fake hair off

    I- I really wonder who’s gonna read this shrimp


    wait hold on before you take everything serious this thread is a joke, you rock in whatever hairstyle, you are gucci even if you are bald, tho you may have no political rights, but even with the josuke you look gucci, tho it looks like a large shoe, so pls don’t take anything serious, it’s a joke, and goodbye


     
  2. mistuide

    mistuide Notable Member Diamond Member

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    Btw a staff approved all of this so it’s a relevant thread
     
  3. Uselesss_

    Uselesss_ Notable Member

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    and "Gradient"? Its mine
     
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    mistuide Notable Member Diamond Member

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    Oh frickkkk I forgot to add that, my sincer apolgies my good sir

    Gradient
    You suddenly get the funny everytime your crush exists in a physical form
     
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    seven7crl Notable Member Emerald Member

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    lmao a real useful topic
     
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    Eyow189 b e l d e r Builder

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    I havent even gotten a haircut for a whole year :)
     
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    ~~Kxmmy_~~ Notable Member

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    Sad kimmy/Mr.cheese noises
     
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    mistuide Notable Member Diamond Member

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    Lol bad hair
     
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    mistuide Notable Member Diamond Member

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    It's an educational thread family clean friendly 2021 pg
     
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  12. mistuide

    mistuide Notable Member Diamond Member

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    I'm letting my hair grow recently, but I hate to admit I'm starting to look like a girl, lol, aldoe it's not that long, but it's quiet a mess when I wake up
     
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    mistuide Notable Member Diamond Member

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    Wait you actually own this haircut?
     
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    mistuide Notable Member Diamond Member

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    Suprisingly everything I said about short and curly is the same as this charecter from Incredibles
     
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    xFlora_ Notable Member Emerald Member

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    What’s ur opinion on long straight hair? :eek:
     
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    jokes on you, i dont own Snapchat B)
     
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    I can admit i do look like one :D
     
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    mistuide Notable Member Diamond Member

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    Big chad moment, I have to be honest
     
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    mistuide Notable Member Diamond Member

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    Long straight hair is definatley a girl that she always played dogeball very girl-like and always gave up when she was last because her friends told her
     
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    xFlora_ Notable Member Emerald Member

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    Interesting
     
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    ~~Kxmmy_~~ Notable Member

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    well not really , only when I’m going to a family party (well I don’t do that hairstyle anymore-) I have a long curly and wavy hair and every time I let my hair down 2 hours later my hair starts to go up without even touching it-
     
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