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  1. blackjana

    blackjana Notable Member Emerald Member

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    “ HERES MY ADORABLE WIFE “



    the facts are there




    WIFE




    WOFE





    ADORABLE WIFEEEEEEE
     
  2. Sphynxx

    Sphynxx Notable Member Emerald Member

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    ok so what gender am i, girl or boy
     
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    Sphynxx Notable Member Emerald Member

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    The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
     
  4. blackjana

    blackjana Notable Member Emerald Member

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    you could be a boy or a girl




    u think i’m stupid

    KID






    i love u ur so beautiful :inlove:
     
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    Sphynxx Notable Member Emerald Member

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    and my bowtie :)
     
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    blackjana Notable Member Emerald Member

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    girls can wear bowties
     
  7. Sphynxx

    Sphynxx Notable Member Emerald Member

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    yes they can.....
     
  8. blackjana

    blackjana Notable Member Emerald Member

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    that’s what i said
     
  9. Sphynxx

    Sphynxx Notable Member Emerald Member

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    yeah i know.




    :smuggrin:
     
  10. blackjana

    blackjana Notable Member Emerald Member

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  11. Sphynxx

    Sphynxx Notable Member Emerald Member

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    DAD JOKE:

    Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.
     
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    SplashingPaint836 Notable Member

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    Selp Notable Member Emerald Member

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    Doctor: do you smoke?

    Dad: Yes pork and brisket!
     
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    contingencyy Notable Member Emerald Member

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    I’ve never been in Benin, but I want to go to Togo, and I have gone to Ghana
     
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    SlayCC LEGO is LIFE Builder

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    Son: I pooped my pants!
    Dad: Well why did you eat it?
     
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    SplashingPaint836 Notable Member

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