How to become a fossil:
Step 1: Die.
step 2: wait
Step 3: Get found
step 4: be dug out.
Step 5: Put in museum
step 6: sell ridiculously expensive tickets for the fossil exhibit.
step 7: Break unexpectedly while being maintained by museum staff.
step 8: scientists come together to try to repair you to only see that its hopeless and they hang up fake fossils
step 8: Watch from the heavens as the exhibit visitors burn the place down in rage because of the fact that they displayed fake fossils, thus making the exhibit organisation less credible for some reason.
step 9: watch the fall of humanity as every species on earth go extinct due to the stupidity of humans.
Step 10: Repeat
step 11: unless the end of the universe ends all life and now we won't have fossils.
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