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Don’t worry I’ll stalk you back
So first things first I live in these apartments and there’s so many other kids here so I hang out with them from time to times (but they’re really ret*rded at times like in the story.)
So the retar.. friendly smart kids decided to go to some nearby park and for whatever reason they asked me to go. I was like ehh I’ll go since I have nothing better to do.
On the way there I learned that yesterday they came and saw this one “crazy guy” is what they said. They apparently were making fun of him and all sorts of dumbo stuff. They started calling him “Hollywood” cus he kept shouting that to them for no reason. Then one of them said that someone called the cops on him and he began to shout stuff like “LOOK WHAT U GUYS CAUSED <insert cussing here>” That’s when I began to speculate if they’re just trying to trick me.
So here we are playing ball tag like little kids and some guy on a bike starts heading towards the restroom and then they start to yell “HOLLYWOOD” “HOLLYWOOD” “HES BACK LOOK HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM” “TAKE OF YOUR SHIRT HOLLYWOOD” No joke I actually heard them say that.
So them being the weirdos that they are they decide to go into the restrooms and once there they start acting like 3yr olds.
“EWW IT SMELLS LIKE FISH”
“LOOK HES SH*TTING”
“LETS TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM IN THE TOILET”
.... why do I even hang out with these people.... Note the bathrooms had no stalls so...
So after so many immature and ret*rded comments he comes out and says something but I couldn’t hear it cus it was su muffled.
Then they start talking to him but I couldn’t hear anything cus I just gave up on them and stood watching them. Then I see him handing them candy, cookies, and Powerades... dang it I want some.. but then them being them they accept them and start eating them with no concerns. I wonder what goes on in their head...”Oh look some weirdo dude that yells at kids playing at a playground, smokes cigarettes, and is most likely homeless.. LETS ACCEPT HIS OFFERINGS”
Afterwards they start treating this “Hollywood” so nicely and kindly yet they end up throwing the cookies around, play soccer with the garbage, and see who can pop the Powerade the fastest.
.... I’m completely confused at this point
They then start recording and taking pictures of him like right in front of his fudgin face not trying to hide it or anything.. could u at least hide in the bush or something like i do?
So “Hollywood” goes talk with other people and this 9 year old with us says “IMA GO TAKE A PICTURE OF HOLLYWOOD”
He then proceeds to ask “Hollywood can I take a picture of you?”
He agrees and hugs the guy he’s talking to and they take a picture then evryone starts laughing hysterically besides me
Skip through lots of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stuff later..
Here we are at some nearby skatepark doing nothing cus we have no scooters or stuff then this “Hollywood” guy starts heading towards us.
“HOLLYWOOD HES COMING”
Su I was kinda feeling bad for this guy for having to deal with us but all my empathy went away for this guy after all this poop that happened.
Once he arrived they started to ask him so many questions.
One of them asks “HOLLYWOOD WHY ARE YOU SO FAT?”
Hollywood: “Don’t be like me look you already have a baby inside of yourself. When your lady asks to have a baby all you’ve gotta say is you’ve already got one in your stomach.”
More ret*rded questions later...
“HOLLYWOOD DO U HAVE A GF?”
Hollywood- “Of course I do, I bet you don’t what are you gay? HAH YOUR GAY YOUR GAY YOUR GAY!!” This is the guy giving away free powerade and cookies....Around the beginning of august , Hollywood was arrested. #JusticeForHollywood #Why #HeDidNothingWrong
Hollywood will always be my inspiration.