Joe Davis

Also, i want a Toyota supra

Absolutely, how would you like to send us money? (We will ship the vehicles that exist to you free of charge). We allow payments with a wide variety of gift cards and other suspicious payment methods!

Can I pay you using robux?

No worries, my dear Mrs. Smith. I have never had a problem with doing what's necessary to keep my business afloat...

All of our vehicles are already that way!--I mean, not really, but, you know, sort of.

How about a Chrysler PT cruiser at the end of its mechanical lifespan that I can still sell since the body is in prime condition?

Oh wow, that sounds like a very generous offer! I'm ready to pay the cost up front, if that works for you. But firstly, I'd just like to clarify a couple of things. Is it definitely incredibly expensive? And secondly, can you guarantee that it WILL break down within 2 seconds of me using it? Both of those are very important criteria. I look forward to your response, thanks in advance!

About which Department of Joe's Quality Reliable Trustworthy Auto Sales are you inquiring?

1. Our 100% legitimate used car lot.

2. Our black market where we sell actual vehicles that we might have trouble selling legally for various undisturbing reasons

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I want a nuclear bomb too (I'll blow it up at a little celebration) :D

Could I interest you in a 2016 Lamborghini Huracan with 500 miles, no scratches, brand new 100% unused tires (valued at $10,000 each), reliable daily driver, with gooseneck trailer hitch hookup for the low price of $90 grand?

There was an error processing your request. None of our vehicles match your search specifications. Please re-input your query after checking for spelling/stupid unrealistic data

Sorry about that, that was an automated reply by our spam bot--I mean--cordial state-of-the-art communications server.

I could interest you in a vehicle just like that! You will make your payment with 100 $250 Ebay Gift cards which is much more legitimate than it sounds! Your vehicle that exists is already inspected and will definitely be shipped to you in no time! (Following your payment)

Omg yes I’ll take it!!! I’ll pay double the price for the excellent service here!!

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Thank you for the recommendation, Todd. I have seen advertisements for this computer game for mobile devices. I prefer mobile devices because they remind me to always be on the move as I progress through my middle-aged years.

Do you know what else keeps you on the move? A BRAND NEW used BMW that somehow managed to make it to 40,000 miles despite being abused and heavily modded by a teenager with rich parents that likes learning life lessons the hard way! I'm asking just $35,000!!! Please contact me if interested!

Hey Amquality--ehrm--Amqnda,

Are you looking for a BRAND NEW used CAR? Here at Joe's Quality Reliable Trustworthy Auto Sales, we offer a wide range of vehicles--from pickup trucks to sedans, we have something we can use to make a profit off of you with!

Hey, Joe Davis here.

None of our services match your search query. Please check your spelling or contact our office toll-free @ (666)123-4567

ig hes been a salesman since the day he was born

wow thats commitment

With over 56 years of experience in the used car industry, I know how to get you a car that you will be happy with when you purchase it. If you are in the market for a high-caliper vehicle don't hesitate to contact us!