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Joe Davis
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Jun 7, 2022
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Oct 31, 1965 (Age: 56)

Joe Davis

New Member, Male, 56

Hey all, Joe Davis here. I'm a used car salesman for my own company. With over 56 years of experience selling quality used vehicles...(1/2) May 12, 2022

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Jun 7, 2022
    1. MCFAZfoz
      MCFAZfoz
      Hello joe, can you purchase me a mazda rx8 and a Dodge Charger 2020
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      2. MCFAZfoz
        MCFAZfoz
        Also, i want a Toyota supra
        May 13, 2022
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      3. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        Absolutely, how would you like to send us money? (We will ship the vehicles that exist to you free of charge). We allow payments with a wide variety of gift cards and other suspicious payment methods!
        May 27, 2022
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      4. MCFAZfoz
        MCFAZfoz
        Can I pay you using robux?
        May 27, 2022
    2. KarenSmith_Gaming123
      KarenSmith_Gaming123
      I'm going to start a global recession by crashing the stock market through several means that I will not disclose. If your business goes down, I apologize in advance.
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      2. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        No worries, my dear Mrs. Smith. I have never had a problem with doing what's necessary to keep my business afloat...
        May 27, 2022
    3. Ray_Palmer_Atom
      Ray_Palmer_Atom
      Hello good sir, I'd like to purchase a car please! Do you have any that would require me taking out a huge loan that I would likely never be able to pay off? Or if not, are there any that are in terrible condition and would break down immediately? You see, I have terrible taste and am only interested in the lowest quality vehicles!
      1. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        All of our vehicles are already that way!--I mean, not really, but, you know, sort of.

        How about a Chrysler PT cruiser at the end of its mechanical lifespan that I can still sell since the body is in prime condition?
        May 27, 2022
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      2. Ray_Palmer_Atom
        Ray_Palmer_Atom
        Oh wow, that sounds like a very generous offer! I'm ready to pay the cost up front, if that works for you. But firstly, I'd just like to clarify a couple of things. Is it definitely incredibly expensive? And secondly, can you guarantee that it WILL break down within 2 seconds of me using it? Both of those are very important criteria. I look forward to your response, thanks in advance!
        Jun 5, 2022
    4. Strel
      Strel
      Hey, do you sell tanks?
      1. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        About which Department of Joe's Quality Reliable Trustworthy Auto Sales are you inquiring?

        1. Our 100% legitimate used car lot.

        2. Our black market where we sell actual vehicles that we might have trouble selling legally for various undisturbing reasons
        May 27, 2022
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      2. Strel
        Strel
        2
        May 27, 2022
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    5. Bliss2k
      Bliss2k
      I want a Lamborghini, let's bargain for a deal.
      1. Samurai_770
        Samurai_770
        I want a nuclear bomb too (I'll blow it up at a little celebration) :D
        May 12, 2022
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      2. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        Could I interest you in a 2016 Lamborghini Huracan with 500 miles, no scratches, brand new 100% unused tires (valued at $10,000 each), reliable daily driver, with gooseneck trailer hitch hookup for the low price of $90 grand?
        May 27, 2022
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    6. Dz81
      Dz81
      Hello there
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      3. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        There was an error processing your request. None of our vehicles match your search specifications. Please re-input your query after checking for spelling/stupid unrealistic data
        May 27, 2022
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      4. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        Sorry about that, that was an automated reply by our spam bot--I mean--cordial state-of-the-art communications server.

        I could interest you in a vehicle just like that! You will make your payment with 100 $250 Ebay Gift cards which is much more legitimate than it sounds! Your vehicle that exists is already inspected and will definitely be shipped to you in no time! (Following your payment)
        May 27, 2022
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      5. Dz81
        Dz81
        Omg yes I’ll take it!!! I’ll pay double the price for the excellent service here!!
        May 27, 2022
    7. Pufflin
      Pufflin
      Hey Joe, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
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      2. Pufflin
        Pufflin
        RAYED: Shadow Legends™ is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles, and hundreds of never before seen champions to collect and customize.
        May 12, 2022
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      3. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        Thank you for the recommendation, Todd. I have seen advertisements for this computer game for mobile devices. I prefer mobile devices because they remind me to always be on the move as I progress through my middle-aged years.
        May 27, 2022
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      4. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        Do you know what else keeps you on the move? A BRAND NEW used BMW that somehow managed to make it to 40,000 miles despite being abused and heavily modded by a teenager with rich parents that likes learning life lessons the hard way! I'm asking just $35,000!!! Please contact me if interested!
        May 27, 2022
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    8. amqnda
      amqnda
      hi
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      2. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        Hey Amquality--ehrm--Amqnda,

        Are you looking for a BRAND NEW used CAR? Here at Joe's Quality Reliable Trustworthy Auto Sales, we offer a wide range of vehicles--from pickup trucks to sedans, we have something we can use to make a profit off of you with!
        May 12, 2022
    9. Lolooo
      Lolooo
      OMG
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      2. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        Hey, Joe Davis here.

        None of our services match your search query. Please check your spelling or contact our office toll-free @ (666)123-4567
        May 12, 2022
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    10. Joe Davis
      Joe Davis
      Hey all, Joe Davis here. I'm a used car salesman for my own company. With over 56 years of experience selling quality used vehicles...(1/2)
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      2. contingencyy
        contingencyy
        ig hes been a salesman since the day he was born
        May 15, 2022
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      3. Strel
        Strel
        wow thats commitment
        May 15, 2022
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      4. Joe Davis
        Joe Davis
        With over 56 years of experience in the used car industry, I know how to get you a car that you will be happy with when you purchase it. If you are in the market for a high-caliper vehicle don't hesitate to contact us!
        May 27, 2022
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